June 2012
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The New Yorker: 'Shall it be “f”-word, f word,... →
whiskeybot asked: Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it. <3 :D
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Ambitious Trash
From the Dredd wikipedia page:
The cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle … suggested that the film “won’t look so much like the action films we’re accustomed to, and the audience won’t have things thrust in their faces every five minutes. I hope it will be more painterly. If we get it right, it will be a cross between Blade Runner and Clockwork Orange.”
How can...
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“The Suggestiveness of One Stray Hair in an Otherwise Perfect Coiffure” by Mark Leyner, a very short story from My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist
He’s got a car bomb. He puts the key in the ignition and turns it—the car blows up. He gets out. He opens the hood and makes a cursory inspection. He closes the hood and gets back in. He turns the key in the ignition. The car blows up. He...
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“when a mosquito bites your prick that’s called a hoboken blow job”
– One of many gems from Mark Leyner’s My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist
“It’s gonna be a billion degrees this weekend. Important question: Is there...”
– Important philosophical questions with John
History
Let us all remember this historic day as the day that The Wirecutter posted an article titled “Best Vibrators” and thus became the first tech/gadget community to acknowledge the existence of the female orgasm.
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Everything you need to know about ATM and credit... →
A good couple paragraphs to frighten you:
Skimming has been a problem for decades, but it’s become increasingly common in the past five years—and it’s spreading. Tracie Gerstenberg, who does anti-skimming business development for ADT Business Solutions, said that while skimming was previously focused in large metro areas like “New York City, Chicago, southern California, and the entire state of...
WatchHere’s Nick Offerman reading more tweets from young female celebrities.
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Birds With Arms
jkottke:
They’re birds. With people arms.
Why am I posting this? Why do I love these so much? (via @joeljohnson)
Americans Pool Together $945.23 To Counteract... →
WASHINGTON—Spurred into action by the surge of Super PAC donations ahead of November’s general election, the American people this week collectively managed to raise $945.23 to offset the influence of corporate spending on politics. “Today we take a stand against big money’s stranglehold on the U.S. electoral system and give a voice back to the voters,” said spokesman Danny...
The Hobbies Section of Dan Kennedy's Résumé →
I enjoy reading, travel, and the outdoors. Let’s see, I do vision boarding, I like housesitting for people more successful than me, I’m an avid fan of winter sports (snow wandering, sad phone calls). I search eBay for cut-rate mascot costumes, and I laugh at them then get sad. Rattlesnake videos on YouTube, I enjoy magazines and cigarettes, watching television is still a big thing with me. I also...
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Hennessy Youngman's MFA on DVD is back in stock! →
I just took out a student loan from my change jar. Yes, I will frame the MFA certificate.
Every Item Inside the Time Capsule Nickelodeon... →
This does not reflect well on our childhoods.
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Austin Kleon's "Commando: A Poem"
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A man takes 10 bullets to his chest in front of his house.
A man takes a chair leg through his chest in hotel room.
A man has a large pipe thrown through him.
A man has his throat slit.
A man is impaled.
A man is scalped by a flying saw blade.
A man is axed in his groin.
A man has an arm cut off by a machete.
A man says “Slitting that little girl’s throat will be...
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You... →
WRITE EVERY DAY
Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals....
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Nebraskans "beat the meat" at College World Series →
2008 video from the Omaha World-Herald. To quote Andrew: “I mean, I hate this, but I’m so glad that it exists”
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Watchcherrispryteaintsobrite:
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nerdnawesome:
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
I’m going to keep reblogging this until you all hear it.
CLITOORIS
This is the best thing in existance.
OMG.
