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Kyle Kinane produced a 20 minute pilot for a travel show. I can’t believe this isn’t a real series. (Mostly NSFW, use headphones, etc., via)

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Tuesday, an edited transcript

  • Andrew: http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/punk-things-that-happened-on-the-met-gala-red-carpet
  • Andrew: Joey Ramone rolls over in his grave
  • me: wow, that's... awful
  • me: I am left with questions
  • me: 1) who thought a "gala" was appropriate for "punk"
  • me: 2) who cares about bullshit events like this
  • me: 3) who even enjoys going to bullshit events like this
  • Andrew: right? I'm okay with the Met having a punk exhibit. Yeah, I know, it's pretty anti-punk to end up in a staid museum on the upper east side, but these things happen.
  • Andrew: but a gala?
  • Andrew: It didn't occur to anyone how ridiculous it is to celebrate punk rock by parading a bunch of movie stars in stupid outfits down a red carpet?
  • Andrew: All of our celebrities are to stupid and self-centered that the irony occurred to none of them?
  • me: I guess?
  • Andrew: Fashion paid for this building in which I sit, but fashion must die, and must die now
  • me: hahaha
  • me: I kind of want to be invited to these things just to reject the invitation in some gleefully rude manner
  • me: "No, I'm not coming to this punk gala. This is a terrible idea. I hope the irony suffocates all of you."
  • me: MASS IRONY POISONING MARS MET GALA
  • me: "We thought it was something in the food, or some kind of awful terrorist attack, but no, it was us. We did this to ourselves," said a distraught, coughing Anne Hathaway as she was treated by paramedics at the scene
  • Andrew: "Madonna actually seems to be feeding on the toxin, growing stronger by the minute."
  • me: "Nation's Scientists Rush to Develop Antidote to Madonna"
  • me: "New York City in Ruins as Madonna Continues Rampaging, Irony-Fueled Comeback"
  • me: http://pizza-compass.com
  • Andrew: hahaha
  • Andrew: genius

The story of Ormond Gigli’s best photograph: Girls in the Windows

The story of Ormond Gigli’s best photograph: Girls in the Windows

Adult Swim put out a compilation of new garage rock. GET ON IT.

They posted a full Soundcloud stream too.

Adult Swim put out a compilation of new garage rock. GET ON IT.

They posted a full Soundcloud stream too.

scottfriday replied to your video: “There’s some credit due to anybody who made it…

great, now i wanna watch this whole thing.

The album version of “Whiskey Icarus” is on Spotify, just FYI.

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“There’s some credit due to anybody who made it out of the suburbs because that’s a creeping oppression that you don’t realize.”

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(via apophatic & azspot)

Four Tet’s 2010 BBC Essential Mix, two hours of tunes. Tracklist in the video description.

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