thestohs:

According to the results of a recent Reuters poll, 33 percent of U.S. residents want nothing more than two freakin’ minutes when someone isn’t continually breathing down their necks. 28 percent can’t believe they’re still putting up with all this horse shit, and for what? And, in response to comments that 46-year-old Dave Perelson of Richmond, VA seemed to be able to handle things just fine without always screwing up, roughly 700,000 Americans snapped, ”Well, we can’t all fucking be Dave, can we?”

Additionally, son-of-a-bitch, 67 percent of Americans reported.