Proposed revisions to the Tumblr-inspired cocktail

• A shot of lukewarm vodka, chased with breakfast
• One part kilju, one part Labatt Ice, served cold and garnished with cat fur
• One bottle of Everclear, one large bottle of Sriracha, mixed in bucket and thrown at tumblr users you don’t like
• The Dewdriver
• A mystery drink (“I really like this but where the hell did it come from? Who made it?”)
• A flask full of bonded whiskey taped underneath your desk at work
• Whatever gets you through the night