Monday

• me: http://grist.org/list/oh-my-god-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-humans-are-no-longer-allowed-to-make-food/
• John: would not eat
• me: (would eat just once)
• John: the pizza is supreme! gross!
• me: i think it's just the crust john. it's pizza hut. you can have any toppings
• John: yeah but putting supreme in the picture makes it look grosser
• John: i mean i realize it's basically pizza with pigs in a blanket
• John : and i like those two things
• me: i mean supreme is basically the worst pizza.
• John: but not together
• John: by far! you have olives AND green peppers on it. That's like a vomit AND puke pizza.
• John: and doesn't it have mushrooms?
• John: so add in "barf"
• John: John ****, Food Critic
• me: i am all for veggie pizza, but it has to be done right
• John: with none of the veggies i just listed
• me: supreme never is
• John: and then it's like "oh we let our sausage mix with the mushroom and olives so even the meat tastes like canned mushrooms and briney as olives"
• me: great pizza veggies: spinach, onion, broccoli, tomato, breaded eggplant
• me: fresh mushrooms like good portobello
• John: even asparagus and brussels sprouts on it
• me: yeah
• me: put green peppers in fajitas, where they belong
• me: (then never order the fajitas, why would you? order the burrito or the quesadilla, fuck)
• me: you're halfway bombed on cheap margarita, don't waste your quickly diminishing motor skills assembling a fajita
• John: fajitas are for people that need a show of the food they ordered at chili's
• me: people who like "fun" dining
• me: the same kind of people who love benihana grills