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hatethefuture:

Until Further Notice: Non-Negotiable Instructions

"Periodically touch your genitals as if to assure yourself they have not grossly mutated since last you touched them."

hatethefuture:

Until Further Notice: Non-Negotiable Instructions

"Periodically touch your genitals as if to assure yourself they have not grossly mutated since last you touched them."

(via hatethefuture)